Alrighty
Here we go again wanna see mine? Too bad I'm showing you!!
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Chair not a creature was stirring, not even a/an doorknob. The coat hangers were tucked, all snug in their mouses, while visions of fat danced in their heads.
Then up on the lamp there arose such a clatter; I sprang from my t-shirt to see what was the matter. It was St. Nicholas with his little slimy belly that shook when he laughed like a bowl full of animals.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work; he filled all the cars and then turned with a jerk, and laying his tree aside of his nose and giving a nod, up the bag he rose.
And I heard him exclaim as he killed out of sight: 'cute Christmas to all, and to all a good night!'
Hahahaha I love these!!!! Nice!!! Shouldn't you of made one about halloween? Lol