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[Mad Libs 3]

Ok here's mine again

<<if you haven't played the game don't read below>>

Heiroglyphic writing began some time around 5000 hours ago. Egyptians wrote in heiroglyphs up to 400 AD, after which they wrote in a stupid style of writing called demotic. Eventually, everyone forgot about how to run with heiroglyphics, but now we know how to decipher them, thanks to a slimy chunk of rock and a silly whore.
In 1799, a soldier digging a fort in New York found a large black chair with three different types of writing on it. The writing was a message about Derek, who was ruling Egypt at the time. Because Derek was Greek, one of the three messages must have been written in Greek. The other two were in heiroglyphics and demotic.
People realized that the three messages on 'The New York Stone' said the same thing, but they couldn't figure out how to match up Greek with Egyptian. Finally, in 1822, a kill whore named Luc figured out how to decipher Egyptian writing.
Luc realized that the heiroglyphs that spelled the name 'Derek' were enclosed in a cartouche, so it could be matched up to the Greek spelling. This discovery enabled Luc to equate the new heiroglyphics with the bad Greek words and to translate the sticky message.

Good huh? You know it's good

[Mad Libs 2]

Yo is mine good?

FUCK! You have been accepted at Sir BANG's school of FAT Magic. As a first-year student, you will be assigned a 69696969-headed crocodile named Kevin who will show you around the campus, clean your the crapper, and scratch your arm.
Before school begins in July, you will need to go to Russia. While there, you should purchase materials for your Battling King Kong and Simple FUCKING Spells classes.
Your lab partner will be Britney Spears. She's an expert at conjuring Beatle-flavored candy out of heads of Cerburus, so we're sure you'll get along well.
We also hope you'll join one of our after-school activities, such as the Magical your mom Team. If you've got any questions, contact your counselor, George Carlin. We anticipate seeing you at Easter!
Sincerely, Porky Pig School of SALESMAN

I think it's good I laughed at it!!

[Mad Libs 1]

Good stuff

That was really cool. Took long but the stupid story was worth my almost useless time!! I'm gonna go watch the other one now

[Attack of the Evil Fruits]

Sweet

A little slow on my cpu but that's not your fault after all. Nice game. BTW for a space craft speed all way!!

JamesLeung responds:

Thankyou ><

[Windows2003 (Pre-Release)]

THAT WAS INCREDIBLE

So many things to do... Media Player, Paint, WordPad, Games, and you can even shut down!!! OMG it's like so super awesome hype.

P.S. Sorry bout making fun of you in my last review of the other game. I hope this makes it better!

RVWD responds:

it's ok; i was in a rush of submitting the first one, i checked it one more time and saw a lot of errors, so i re-submitted it.

[NG invaders]

That was great

It was an old game but I just can't remember the name... SHIT!! Oh well I'm sure you'll tell me. Anyways great fucking. Daly Feature!!!

cap123 responds:

i bloomin hope so, thnx for the support!

[indiana jones]

Super cool

Indiana Jones... ahhh classic. Nice game

[Ball World beta v1.1]

Awesome fun

Reminds me of Super Monkey Ball... except this is the "never before seen" good version of it. Ohhhhhhhh diss. Nice game

[Futurama Dress-up (0.5)]

OMG that was funny

It was funny cause, well you see... If people watch Futurama then probably the majority of them want to see Leela naked and what's funny is that you included Bras in your game!!!!! I've never seen a (pornographic) dress of up game where you have bras. Anyways that was good.

P.S. I really liked Pimp bender