Yo is mine good?
FUCK! You have been accepted at Sir BANG's school of FAT Magic. As a first-year student, you will be assigned a 69696969-headed crocodile named Kevin who will show you around the campus, clean your the crapper, and scratch your arm.
Before school begins in July, you will need to go to Russia. While there, you should purchase materials for your Battling King Kong and Simple FUCKING Spells classes.
Your lab partner will be Britney Spears. She's an expert at conjuring Beatle-flavored candy out of heads of Cerburus, so we're sure you'll get along well.
We also hope you'll join one of our after-school activities, such as the Magical your mom Team. If you've got any questions, contact your counselor, George Carlin. We anticipate seeing you at Easter!
Sincerely, Porky Pig School of SALESMAN
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