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Nice

The best one was "Suck my bat wing" nice music as always

Fucking crazy tunes

The title says it all

Nice

Fun except I don't have the reflexes to operate such impressive work.

Nice

Not as interactive as the first Madness game. But it's still pretty sweet

Jeanzy responds:

yeh i know, this is my first game and my scripting isn't as advanced as the first madness game.. but i wanted to keep this game simple yet hopefully addictive.

FUCKING GREAT

That was a great story and stuff. The last part with the hands... I didn't really get it. Can you explain it to me please? Anyways sweet game kinda scary...

Stolen

I saw it before on another site.

I love this game

That's why it's gonna get voted through. Classic gaming remake. ut you did do somethings diffrent. Difficulty, high score, and a cool new screen on it

Ok here's mine again

<<if you haven't played the game don't read below>>

Heiroglyphic writing began some time around 5000 hours ago. Egyptians wrote in heiroglyphs up to 400 AD, after which they wrote in a stupid style of writing called demotic. Eventually, everyone forgot about how to run with heiroglyphics, but now we know how to decipher them, thanks to a slimy chunk of rock and a silly whore.
In 1799, a soldier digging a fort in New York found a large black chair with three different types of writing on it. The writing was a message about Derek, who was ruling Egypt at the time. Because Derek was Greek, one of the three messages must have been written in Greek. The other two were in heiroglyphics and demotic.
People realized that the three messages on 'The New York Stone' said the same thing, but they couldn't figure out how to match up Greek with Egyptian. Finally, in 1822, a kill whore named Luc figured out how to decipher Egyptian writing.
Luc realized that the heiroglyphs that spelled the name 'Derek' were enclosed in a cartouche, so it could be matched up to the Greek spelling. This discovery enabled Luc to equate the new heiroglyphics with the bad Greek words and to translate the sticky message.

Good huh? You know it's good

Yo is mine good?

FUCK! You have been accepted at Sir BANG's school of FAT Magic. As a first-year student, you will be assigned a 69696969-headed crocodile named Kevin who will show you around the campus, clean your the crapper, and scratch your arm.
Before school begins in July, you will need to go to Russia. While there, you should purchase materials for your Battling King Kong and Simple FUCKING Spells classes.
Your lab partner will be Britney Spears. She's an expert at conjuring Beatle-flavored candy out of heads of Cerburus, so we're sure you'll get along well.
We also hope you'll join one of our after-school activities, such as the Magical your mom Team. If you've got any questions, contact your counselor, George Carlin. We anticipate seeing you at Easter!
Sincerely, Porky Pig School of SALESMAN

I think it's good I laughed at it!!

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