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Damn I love this game

This was really fun I was doing pretty well and I started feeling really smart but then I got stuck and was back to my dumb self again, hahaha. But dont worry it would happened sooner or later, really great game though, I havent seen many like this but there should be a lot. You pulled off a pretty great game.

Really well done and thought out

Lots of little puzzles and nice quips from Johnny makes this a solid game. I cant believe I was stuck on this for so long cause when I figured it out it seemed so simple, I just should of looked more carefully, hahaha. Anyways I figured it out and it was kickass.

Cool!!!

Cool, game. Cool graphics, really hard because all the stuff is moving makes it confusing for people. Oh yeah my time was 1:23.

Goatchrist responds:

That's a good time :) Glad ya liked it

Not too bad, not too bad

The game is pretty fun. Basic synj graphics, which is always good. I liked the hats nice addition. Gameplay was cool tank moved smoothly, the explosion great, the rest really cool. But you lost me on the actual game! I mean all you gotta do is roll around and destroy things. Pretty easy! Nice game whatever the difficulty though

Haha nice game

Yeah the whole thing with the croc hunter is pretty funny. This game is also funny along with being, pretty easy, and also fun. But it's a pretty basic game not much too it, which is why I took points off of style. Anyways pretty nice game, good job

Good fun

Nice fun game. Platforms aren't my favorite but this was ok. The menu music was cool. Character was also cool, by the way thanks for the "help me" signs that was a great idea. Nice job, good game

Haha

Your ego is so weak... But anyways nice game kinda unique in a way. Make it a bit harder thought and maybe you can have some comments that your guy says. Nice game, pretty fun but can be beat easily.

chickenking responds:

on the difficulty thing...
it varies from computer to computer. the faster your processor, the easier the game, therefore the bigger your ego.
so those of you with older machines will have trouble keeping up.

Funny

Nice job here's mine again

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Maybe my best one yet and a good one by you too.

YES I DID IT!!!!

I finally did it. After probably 20 mins. I finally beat this game. I got really into it trying to figure out her killer. It was so tough but then it made sence!!! Ok nice graphics as always your people talked realistically. Nice sound everyone sounded pretty clear. Your style still amazes me of how you can come up with some awesome games each time you submit them. Nice job, really fun

Awesome!!!

That was virtually perfect. Only two things I found wrong, it's a demo (duh) that's not that bad anyways. The other thing is the bonus round and the second level didn't work for me. I don't know why. Anyways the dialogue was super fucking terrific, the guard was an englishman, one fish was a dealer and the others were cuban. BRILLIANT!! The turtle part was really cool too. Lots of fun, and it's funny. Nice job this looks like the new best thing on NG.

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